at the temple of the underpaid prostitutes

We unpack each heart with care,
using words composed of honey
to pry open the chest cavities.
We gently press our fingerprints
into the tender ventricles
(so malleable, so vulnerable)
in order to ensure
a true connection
and then
we test the heart strings
for any weaknesses,
we really make them sing.

This way, no fear, no failure,
and a good time will be had.

In the words of the prophet,
"Maximum pleasure is guaranteed."

Have you read our sacred writings?

"Please rest assured
that we consider
august and sacred
each & every heart."

So says our big brochure.